My dad and stepmom surprised me this afternoon by wanting to take me out for my birthday! It's 2 weeks early, but they were just making sure they could spend some time with me.
I do adore my family.
I suggested Cheddars, because Chris and I love it, and it's just plain ol' good eats!
Forgetting it's Sunday, and that we chose to go around noon...We were bombarded with people who just got out of church...Dear Lord save us.
So, we're sitting in the little waiting area waiting for our name to be called, and across from us is sitting a family. The family consisted of a VERY improper female, who was wearing a skirt. The skirt had a split up the center of it, and she was sitting on the bench as if she were riding a horse, damn near...I was...disgusted to say the least. They kept eyeballin' us and it was pissing me off.
Darling, this is how a real lady sits, with her legs TOGETHER. I'm not airin' out my junk, and I'm damn sure not showing it off, AFTER CHURCH.
We're finally called so we go in head inside, Chris gets stuck holding the door for a bunch of inconsiderate assholes...nothing gets under my skin more, than when someone does not say, "Thank you."
That's it! It's two fucking words, and you act like you're too good to say it. Definitely not too good to let ANOTHER man whole the door open for your family! That's for sure!
So...we sit down, we eat, the meal was great...Tammy and my Dad loved it... the waiter was great! We go to leave...Chris is in front, and it takes us a bit to weave in and out of all the people, it's really really busy in there. We get to the door, and Chris goes to open it for me, and I am face to face with a very VERY tall man carrying a car seat. I move out of the way, because he is not hesitating to knock my ass down...Then I see behind him a whole family of (his) fucktards waiting to come through...
Just because...your man isn't decent enough to hold the door open for you, doesn't mean MINE has to be. And you know what, coming from someone who knows, carriers only require ONE hand. Especially on a man that size.
After lunch we decided to go to Town East Mall....I had no fucking idea it would be as busy as it was, this shows, we do not get out often enough.
We get there, we park, we go in...we go into some ghetto ass pet store that was HORRIBLE.
There were bunnies there with congestive issues, and ulcers on their eyes (grossssss)...it was SO sad. :(...
There were birds with their feathers picked off, dirty fish tanks, and all the animals had dirty water bowls.
We washed our hands after leaving...there was just no excuse for the cruelty I had witnessed in there.
It's bad enough these animals are subjected to children finger fucking their cages, at all times of the day...
...we wander further into the mall...looking for a Starbucks...this is my problem at this point, no caffeine. :/
We find the mall directory and we walk up to it...Well...Some blonde fourteen year old bitch thought she'd slam into me, and as she's walking away say, "Stop in front of me why don'tcha!" ....
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Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
She must not have known that. SINCE she probably was underage, and my family was with me...I only said, "YOU can walk around." She looked back, and then turned around and kept walking. LOL
If you wake up in the morning, and you put on your big girl panties, and you're feeling froggy enough to talk shit...you SHOULD be able to back it up too, right? Isn't that like...common courtesy?
I guess I'm just raging... lol... Crazy woman hormones and such...I love being female.
I don't know why men aren't injecting Estrogen as a steroid! So what if it makes you want to sew and carry a purse! That's just one more thing you can beat down a mother fucker with.
Just saying...
Let's talk about etiquette for a second! (Or really fucking good rules to live by.)
Okay, that's it....Now I feel better! :D
I do adore my family.
I suggested Cheddars, because Chris and I love it, and it's just plain ol' good eats!
Forgetting it's Sunday, and that we chose to go around noon...We were bombarded with people who just got out of church...Dear Lord save us.
So, we're sitting in the little waiting area waiting for our name to be called, and across from us is sitting a family. The family consisted of a VERY improper female, who was wearing a skirt. The skirt had a split up the center of it, and she was sitting on the bench as if she were riding a horse, damn near...I was...disgusted to say the least. They kept eyeballin' us and it was pissing me off.
Darling, this is how a real lady sits, with her legs TOGETHER. I'm not airin' out my junk, and I'm damn sure not showing it off, AFTER CHURCH.
LAWD HELP MEH!
We're finally called so we go in head inside, Chris gets stuck holding the door for a bunch of inconsiderate assholes...nothing gets under my skin more, than when someone does not say, "Thank you."
That's it! It's two fucking words, and you act like you're too good to say it. Definitely not too good to let ANOTHER man whole the door open for your family! That's for sure!
So...we sit down, we eat, the meal was great...Tammy and my Dad loved it... the waiter was great! We go to leave...Chris is in front, and it takes us a bit to weave in and out of all the people, it's really really busy in there. We get to the door, and Chris goes to open it for me, and I am face to face with a very VERY tall man carrying a car seat. I move out of the way, because he is not hesitating to knock my ass down...Then I see behind him a whole family of (his) fucktards waiting to come through...
Nope.
Not today. The door closest to them was unused, it just wasn't being held open for them. I threw my elbows around until I got them out of the way, the whole time saying, "No..no no!"...lol...I heard one of the tard's say "Okay!" and go for the other door.
Good choice, idiot.
Just because...your man isn't decent enough to hold the door open for you, doesn't mean MINE has to be. And you know what, coming from someone who knows, carriers only require ONE hand. Especially on a man that size.
So, they can suck it.
After lunch we decided to go to Town East Mall....I had no fucking idea it would be as busy as it was, this shows, we do not get out often enough.
We get there, we park, we go in...we go into some ghetto ass pet store that was HORRIBLE.
There were bunnies there with congestive issues, and ulcers on their eyes (grossssss)...it was SO sad. :(...
There were birds with their feathers picked off, dirty fish tanks, and all the animals had dirty water bowls.
We washed our hands after leaving...there was just no excuse for the cruelty I had witnessed in there.
It's bad enough these animals are subjected to children finger fucking their cages, at all times of the day...
...we wander further into the mall...looking for a Starbucks...this is my problem at this point, no caffeine. :/
We find the mall directory and we walk up to it...Well...Some blonde fourteen year old bitch thought she'd slam into me, and as she's walking away say, "Stop in front of me why don'tcha!" ....
.......................
.....
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
She must not have known that. SINCE she probably was underage, and my family was with me...I only said, "YOU can walk around." She looked back, and then turned around and kept walking. LOL
If you wake up in the morning, and you put on your big girl panties, and you're feeling froggy enough to talk shit...you SHOULD be able to back it up too, right? Isn't that like...common courtesy?
At the very least?
Don't get me excited, and then not produce!
I guess I'm just raging... lol... Crazy woman hormones and such...I love being female.
I don't know why men aren't injecting Estrogen as a steroid! So what if it makes you want to sew and carry a purse! That's just one more thing you can beat down a mother fucker with.
Just saying...
Let's talk about etiquette for a second! (Or really fucking good rules to live by.)
- Sit with your fucking legs closed. No one wants to see your business, not even God.
- If you're going to mouth to an elder, you better be able to handle what happens next.
- ALWAYS hold the door open for a lady. Always. I don't care if you are carrying the baby.
- Do not speed through a gas station parking lot, causing me to almost T-bone you, like you're fucking speed racer. I will find you at the stop light.
- Always offer your guests a drink when they visit.
- Remove your shoes before entering a guests house, if they ask you to.
- Try to remember to wear panties when you wear a short skirt. :/
- When you're getting it on with your teenage girlfriend, shut your fucking bedroom door.
- Don't talk trash about your girlfriend in front of other girls, it will be seared into their memory forever...to haunt you.
- Always say thank you when someone wishes you a, "Happy Birthday".
Okay, that's it....Now I feel better! :D
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